Oh hey there buddy! Don't worry, we don't know what we're doing.
3 June, 2010 13:41
Now that (some) of the site is running normally again and codes and other things have been recollected, we are succesfully tearing down the walls of our own home. It's gonna get ugly (for now), but will end with a beautiful new home for you and us to surf in. So, don't pee your pants, you'll get your clickables soon enough.
While we dable into the big bad world of coding, why don't you hang out at the Bonkalicious Blog and check out our music recommendations and other news and musings.
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What Is Bonk. Planning For 2010?
10 March, 2010 21:10
Last year was the first functioning year of bonksnow.com
and the Bonkalicious blog.
The Design-A-Week Project was completed
(!!) against all personal expectations, and some of the designs don’t
even look that bad.
A number of lessons have been learned and 2010 is going to be a time
to adjust and move forward.
So, what are we going to do this year?
* Design A Week Project 2010: same
thing, different year – bigger, better, badder, bonker.
* Sound Sound. The best music we can find,
all for you.
Recently launched and/or curated on the Bonkalicious
Blog:
1. Best New Music 2010
2. Fireplace Food For Friends
3. Unknown Title (coming soon) – favorites for riding, driving,
chilling, and more.
* Redesign bonksnow.com:
1. Improve the UE and general structure of the site – less clutter,
less babble.
2. Move the photo galleries to the Bonkalicious Flickr
Stream
3. Redesign the structure of the Playlists
page. A long list of songs just isn’t gonna do it. Embedded/integrated
players and streaming is an option.
* Products (starting mid/late 2010)
1. T-shirts
2. Stickers
Obviously we can’t, will not, and most definitely should not promise
anything, but the aforementioned are our goals and are hereby set in stone/deletable-type.
Stay up to date, in touch, in the know, and whatever else by following
@Shredibility on Twitter,
becoming
a Fan on facebook, following the Bonkalicious
Flickr Stream, and regularly visiting bonksnow.com!
Frieden auf Bergen,
The Bonkers
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24 February, 2010 20:20
The Design-A-Week Project 2010 has
finally been inaugerated. After a long period of indecision, we figured
why not take on the challenge and lose a couple hours of free time each
week. It's for your own good, right?
Also, stay tuned for a redesign of bonksnow.com. A lot is to be done,
and we're sure you will greatly appreciate the improvements we have planned.
Lots more updates coming soon!
In the meantime, check out Bonkalicious on Flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bonkalicious/
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6 January, 2010 22:54
The Design-A-Week Project has been completed
and the 2009 Gallery now has 52 bonkalicious designs for you to love and/or
hate. Drool at your own risk!
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Drop it like it's hooot.
21 October, 2009 9:57
Resorts around the world
are opening several weeks earlier than planned due to heavy snowfall.
Reading that makes us harder than icicles.
The previously announced first-line drop of shirts in September was quietly
postponed due to several reasons. Instead of a sloppy, slutty big bang
we're going to come quietly. Bonk Apparel will sneak silently into closets
and onto peoples upper bodies more elegantly than snakes can slither through
deserts. All productions this year/season will be one-off's, two-off's,
or at most a-few-off's. In other words, limited editions baby.
If you want to be the first person to know about or own an upcoming
shirt, e-mail us at bonksnow@gmail.com - don't worry, we don't have the
time to spam you.
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Bonkalicious Goes Flickr + Links Fixed
5 July, 2009 18:56
Bonkalicious and BonkSnow.com
have officially launched on Flickr.
No, we're not the first to do so (but maybe the last?). The Flickr
photostreams will provide you, the Flickr'rs, and anyone else who
hasn't found us yet, a nice little collection to tease and please you.
We will upload select shots from our galleries - and possibly some extras
just for the hell of it. The originals - the bigger, better sizes - and
the warmth of the Bonkers will always be found here,
at yours truly, bonksnow.com.
So here it is, Bonkalicious on Flickr:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/bonkalicious/
Also, we fixed all the broken links on the site. Mainly the Schwarz
Auf Weiss gallery and The Connection
were affected. They're all repaired and accessible again. Sorry for the
inconvenience.
If you experience any other problems with the site, please tell us at
the Bonkalicious
Blog (just comment any post) or send us an email to bonksnow@gmail.com
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Half-Time: Design-A-Week Project Almost At Midpoint
21 June, 2009 13:57
After 25 designs this year we are heading into the midway sprint next
week. To keep the motivation strong and the interest high we are going
to let out some information which might or might not bring us luck: first
official drop is planned for end of August / beginning September. Limited
edition only, so make sure you stay up to date with our happenings. You
can pre-order by sending an email to bonksnow@gmail.com.
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Political Outages: Bonk Wins Electro-War
12 June, 2009 14:19
Due to increased power failures, real estate acquisitions, an infection,
and political disputes between sufficient memory and not sufficient memory,
our activities have been kept on the 'DL' for the past few weeks. Good
news is we are back to pre-failure status so most programs are up and
running and the designs are blooming.
Also look out for a fantastic development in the Playlists
section in the coming weeks. Hint: press play.
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Bring Goggles To Beach
12 April, 2009 13:22
Flowers are blossoming, skirts are shortening, sunglasses are covering
pale faces, and goggle tans are slowly fading away. The end of a fantastic
season is around the corner and we just wanted to remind you to bring
your goggles to the beach. There's nothing like a summer goggle tan.
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Blinded by the...Banners
26 March, 2009 7:59
We have now succesfully switched our hosting service to provide you and
the restless masses with a faster loading, banner-free site. That's right-
no annoying ad banner up top! That means the flash galleries
will be fully visible again, navigation and overall layout should be improved
for your personal benefit.
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New Layout for Better Oogling
11 March, 2009 23:42
Better oogling is certainly necessary in a resort of snow, style, and
sound. Seeing and being seen is the key. Since you can't yet be seen on
this site, we've focused on giving you things to look at.
Most websites redesign layouts and structures to optimize google rankings-
something we are also working on. However, as we are still somewhere around
the 4.5 Millionth page under relevant searches, we have focused on the
'U' in 'User' (and the 'cheese' in 'cheesy').
Ooogle away!
p.s. search for "bonk snow" and we're #2
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Bonjour to the Blogosphere
15 February, 2009 21:45
Bonk is now also represented by a fully functional (ok...almost functional)
blog. Along with in-depth
infos about each new design in our Design-A-Week project, it will provide
interesting insights into the worlds of snow, style, and sound. We will
keep you updated on news, gadgets, snowfall, artists, and other things
from around the internetzo. Check out the
Bonkalicious Blog at http://bonkalicious.wordpress.com.
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Play That Funky Music
January 29, 2009 9:36
A new section is to be added in the coming weeks - Playlists. The best
music for riding, chilling, rocking, bonking, shredding, and anything
else you can enjoy. This feature will be developed over time to include
submissions, voting, and after a bit of legal squarrels we will attempt
a download function. Come back soon!
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Posters In Print - Available Soon(ish)...
29 January, 2009 9:33
Posters samples are currently being printed and tested. Ordering Function
in the Galleries / Posters section will be available by the end of February.
New galleries with fresh new designs coming soon.
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The Oomp de l'Oomps are working...
25 December, 2008 18:14
BonkSnow.com is now live and direct! This project is currently in the
design & development stage. Products, pages, and galleries will be
gradually added. Please email us at bonksnow@gmail.com
for any questions, concerns, or problems with the site.
Please take a tour and tell us what you think. More goodness added daily!
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